Shit Fashion Editors Say... for real!

Let's do a tight crop on Adele's face for the cover.



Hahaha!!! My latest TWITTER discovery is shitfashioneditorsay which is basically a whole lot of super funny, and very true quotes that we can imagine the Anna Wintour's, and Joe Zee's of the fashion world saying. Think The Devil Wears Prada or The September Issue, except with no pictures. I'll say no more, here are a few of my favourites from the SHITFASHIONEDITORSAY timeline. FOLLOW them NOW!!! 

...Sorry, I thought I got my intern to tweet everyday for me. Obviously not. Next intern please.

...Please don't try and PR your labels to me. An unfinished hem is lazy, not 'raw'.   

...Can't believe Whitney Houston is dead. Her Queen of the Night outfit was so AMAZING. #inappropriateshitfashioneditorssay

...I'm sorry your mother is dying, but I need those photos.   

...Mules are the new wedge. #shitfashioneditorssay

...AMAZING. Basically everything is on my fall wish list!

Love these, definitely among the Top 5 on my timeline :) Hope you enjoyed those!

Kisses*

The ONE Hundred items 19 - 22 !!!

Hey there to you all fabulous ladies!!!

I bring to you another installment of Miss Nina Garcia's fabulous book, THE ONE HUNDRED. And in case you are not a regular her, this book lists the Top 100 items every stylish woman MUST own. Today I give you items 19 - 22...


#19 Charm Bracelet


I am no fan of bangles or bracelets, charmed or not. But I do remember my mom having a really nice gold charm bracelet that she loved. Many designers & jewellers offer ready-made versions of the charm bracelet, but I totally agree with Nina when she says that the best version is one that is all you. Your charms can be symbolic of people, places, and milestones; anything that is special to you.

Nina suggests having several charm bracelets, & having a theme for each one. Like perhaps one themed with places you�ve travelled. Or even one with just milestones in your life. Anyways, it could turn out to be really fun.

Juicy Couture!

#20 Clutch

I love the clutches. They are the perfect accessories for a night out on the town. I have many clutches. Different colours, materials etc. They�re great. I like ones that are small, but still big enough to fit money, my cellphone, and lipstick/lip-gloss in.

Nina suggests trying something you would otherwise not try. Like a jewelled, or metallic, or even a wooden version. Sounds fun right?! She also suggests that if you travel anywhere; look out for these, as they are not only souvenirs, but also a great addition to your accessory collection. And the bonus is that it will be unique.

Gotta love this Vivienne Westwood clutch!

#21 Cocktail Ring


This may sound funny to you, but I kind of have a finger complex. Seriously. My fingers are really spastic looking. They�re long & really thin. The only rind I ever wore, was my matric ring on my pinky finger (until I lost it); and just the other day, I purchased a few new rings because I thought I would try something new & different. Anyway, after wearing this cute little �peace-sign� ring all day, I looked down to find my fingers bare.

Anyway, back to number 21 on the list. Nina says that in this case, bigger is better. So don�t be shy! Also, it�s okay to be dramatic with this item of jewellery, as it is meant to represent you, and your personality; to be a conversation starter.

I die for this Alexander McQueen cocktail ring. I love SKULLS!!!

#22 Converse


This is yet another item you will not find me dead in. Hhmmm no thanks! I just dont wear any type of takkie, ever! It just is not me. Perhaps if I start gyming I will have to be more open to these, but for now. I'll pass!

A classic pair of Converse takkies/sneakers.

Be sure to keep checking the blog to see what's next on the list.

Kisses*

Brett

The ONE Hundred... items 14 - 18

So the countdown continues. Today I take you through items 14 - 18 in Nina Garcia's The ONE Hundred, A guide to the pieces every stylish women must own.

So here goes!

#14 Cable-Knit Sweater


When I first saw this one, I asked myself the question, �What is a cable-knit sweater?� Do you know what it is? What does it look like? Well, apparently this is also known as a �fisherman�s sweater�. Once I proceeded to Google what this item was, I realised that I knew exactly what it was; I just didn�t know the correct name for it. I don�t own one, but I should- right? Winter is coming in here in South Africa & I�ll be making a purchase soon.

According to Nina there are many versions, and it is best to find the version that best suits your personal style. But no matter what you choose, this will remain a staple in your closet forever.

Nina suggests wearing your cable-knit with a skinny or cigarette-leg pant to even out the volume on top.

#15 Caftan

YES YES YES we love this item on the list!!! I love the caftan. Here in South Africa we spell it with a �K�, but that�s just technicalities. Lol. I love the idea of wearing a caftan over a sexy bikini, with a pair of flip-flops. Chic right? The caftan can be traced back to the 14th century in Far-Eastern countries. The Caftan is also known as a Tunic or a Djellaba.

I figure that no matter whether you choose a Eastern, exotic version, or a simple, modernised version � You WILL look fabulous!!!

#16 Camel Coat

Pour moi, the Camel Coat oozes luxury. I love, but I could never own one. Here in South Africa, it just doesn�t get that cold; it simply does not seem like a worthwhile investment to make. According to Nina, a true classic camel coat is golden tan with red to light brown undertones.

Nina suggests Calvin Klein, Ralph Lauren, or Michael Kors for great options.

Love this Michael Kors camel coat.

#17 Cape

Like most people, I too think of superheroes when I hear the word �CAPE�. But according to Nina, the cape is not only practical, but elegant & mysterious too. I own a lovely black&white stripe cape. Very cute if i don�t say so myself.

Nina suggests keeping everything else on the body tight when wearing a cape.

This cape is by ONE BY DISTRICT. LOVE!!!

#18 Cashmere Sweater

Just typing out the word �cashmere� and I immediately think �money� & �luxury�. Women starting wearing cashmere in 1937. And today, the cashmere sweater can be seen in many versions: Crewneck, V-Neck, Turtleneck etc. And women love options right?!

According to Nina, a good quality cashmere sweater will cost you at least $200. Also, if you�re looking for a summer-weight, find a cashmere blend with silk.

Love this chain-detail Michael Kors sweater.

So how are you doing with your list so far? Have you made any purchases based on the list? Let me know soon!!!

 

Kisses*

The ONE Hundred... items 10 - 13

So I'm back on track with Nina Garcias "The ONE Hundred". It's about time - right!? Today I will be taking you through items 10 - 13, which alphabetically brings B to a close.

So here goes..Every STYLISH woman MUST own...

#10 Black Opaque Tights


Yes yes yes. I absolutely believe that every woman (whether she considers herself stylish or not) should own black opaque tights. These can simply complete a look. Nina suggests wearing black tights with black suede boots or a black heel so �the eye sees one long, sleek line�. Also, make sure to buy black opaque tights that you cant see through. If it starts to look blotchy- throw them out. Another thing, they aren�t pants!!!

One more item I can tick off my list!!! Yay I'm getting there, are you?

 
#11 Blazer


I can tell you already that I do not own a tailored blazer. But I�ll tell you this, I will soon!

Nina says the key to the blazer is to make sure each element is tailored for you! And here�s how:

Buttons: Real button-holes people, no fakes! It�s a sign of quality.
Sleeves: Sleeves should fall at the heel of your hand. It�s timeless & classic.
Shoulders: Straight & crisp ladies! Also, the seam where the arm & body meet should be at the edge ofyour shoulder.
The Front: The front of your blazer should lie smooth when buttoned - no bumps or bulges please.
Length: It�s all up to you, but the classic length falls at the hip.

Sounds good right!

#12 Boyfriend Cardigan

I love the idea of a woman slipping into her man�s clothes. Tres sexy! So you can imagine that this is right up my alley! I don�t have anyone to steal it from, but I will definitely be finding myself one in the men's department.

According to Nina, the best version of the Boyfriend Cardigan has 4 buttons, & 2 pockets on the front. Nina suggests wearing it with a tank top & belting it. Chic, yes!!

Love this Isabella Oliver cardigan!!!

#13  Brooch

Whenever I think of brooches, I see an older, sophisticated woman, so I'm honestly not all that keen on this item. Am I the only one???

Anyway, Nina too acknowledges the stereotypical association of brooches with grandmothers & aunts. However, she reckons a brooch can be used to add some spunk to the simplest of looks. And I'm sure they can. Wearing brooches in your hair, on a hat, and especially on your clothing could just take you from drab to fab! I like the idea of wearing brooch on a simple white T. Now that's fab!!!

Keep coming back to Fashion by Brett Robson to see the rest of Nina's list of chic must-haves!!

Kisses*

The ONE Hundred..items 5 - 9

YaY so we�ve finally made it to the next letter in Nina Garcia�s �The ONE Hundred� ... �B�. I will be taking through items 5 to 9, & first up is number 5 on the list, Ballet Flats.




#5 Ballet Flats

The first image that pops in my head when I hear the words �ballet flats� is a picture of a woman looking absolutely chic in a men�s white shirt, black cigarette leg pants, and her simple black ballet flats. C�est chic non? For me it simply screams effortless glamour. Agree?

According to Nina Garcia, if you are looking to buy a great high-end pair, try Chanel or Lanvin. And if you�re like me, and can�t afford that, try H&M, Tory Burch, J.Crew, or GAP.

This is another item that I already own, so it can be checked off my list. How about you?

Love these simple black Chanel ballet flats.

#6 Bangles

I�ll admit, I almost never wear bangles. It�s just one of those things I do actually own, but never wear. But if Nina Garcia says I should be accessorising with more than just earrings & necklaces, well then I�m going to be starting very soon. I actually think I could work it quite nicely. Whether it be fun, colourful & plastic; or a pile of gold wrist armour; or even the cool ethnic styles, I�ll find the style that suits me best. Or maybe I�ll just play around I find a few different styles to suit the different looks I put together.

Do you wear bangles? And more importantly, can you cross this off your list?

Hermes enamel bangles. Love!

#7 Belts

According to Nina, the belt is the most over-looked accessory. And I have to agree. We simply don�t appreciate what a belt can do for most looks. A belt can make you look slimmer; accentuate your womanly curves; or even add a bit of drama or bling to an outfit.

I don�t own many belts, and I certainly do not own a variety of styles, but I recently realised that I have to invest in a few more. Nina suggests buying a belt from designer brands, especially if you can�t necessarily afford to purchase a garment from them. I think that�s a fabulous idea. I want a Chanel belt like now.

Love the white vs brown on this Tory Burch belt.

#8 Bikini

In case you didn�t know, swimwear is something I am absolutely passionate about. I see myself as a fabulous swimwear designer in the next 5-10 years. So this particular item is super exciting for me.

So, Nina Garcia�s #1 tip for wearing a bikini is CONFIDENCE. And I couldn�t agree more. I love going to the beach & seeing all types of women wearing their bikinis proudly. Nina�s tips for purchasing your bathing suit is to stick to solid colours like black, white, navy, grey, chocolate brown etc. �Leave the patterns & crazy colours to the 15 year olds� hahaha. I think this is true, but I also think that if you are under 30, there�s nothing wrong with following the swimwear trends. But at the same time, if you want a swimsuit you can wear every summer, well then a solid colour, simple style bikini is your best option. I love Mara Hoffman for printed swimwear. She has such a unique way of putting her patterns together, and her design style is amazing. Another swimwear designer I admire is Rosa Cha. I love love love her work.

Most women own a bikini but do you? I certainly own a few, so this is another item I can tick off my list.

I love Mara Hoffman's printed bikinis.

Rosa Cha really knows how to make women look fabulous!

#9 Blackberry

This item is something I am quite vocal about. I HATE BLACKBERRY PHONES. Like seriously!!! I think what I don�t like is the concept of notifications & bbm etc. I don�t really enjoy communicating with people like that. And to make it worse, most of the people I know own a Blackberry, and have experienced numerous problems with them.

Nina�s FUN FACT regarding Blackberry: In 2006 the term CRACKBERRY became so popular that it made it into Webster�s Dictionary. Lol Crackberry!!! Hehehe

So, even though Nina Garcia says I have to have this item... I will not. I simply cannot bring myself to conform.

I really hope that you are enjoying my thoughts on Nina Garcia's THE ONE HUNDRED. I understand that we may not all agree, but it is always fun to hear what someone else has to say. Please be sure to catch my next installment of this series of posts.

Kisses***

The ONE Hundred...items 3 - 4

Ladies, if you haven't been taking notes, I suggest you start. This list is going to change the way you think about style, and more importantly, it will change how you shop. Today, I will be finishing off A on our list, with items 3-4. Here goes!!!

Every stylish woman MUST own the following items...

#3 Ankle Bootie

A bit of history dear friends: the bootie was first worn with skirts & dresses when designers paraded them down the runways in the 80's. Interesting fact. Yes. Especially if you are like me, who thought that's they way it's always been done. lol. Well, according to Nina, if you decide to pair your bootie with pants, be sure to keep the colour of your pants & bootie the same. However, if you decide to opt for a miniskirt-bootie combo, your best bet is to wear opaque tights. Couldn't agree more.

I don't own a bootie, yet. I've always opted for pumps, but I see now that this could be a great alternative. Also, as Nina says, it's a good way to mix masculine & feminine elements; which is something I never do. So this should really be interesting to try.

This YSL lambskin bootie is very sexy!!

#4 Aviators

Couldn't agree more with Nina on this one. I think aviators are hottt!!! And more importantly, they look good on most people. I too think of Kate Hudson in the movie Almost Famous when I see a great pair of aviator sunglasses. Or better yet, yummy Leonardo Di Caprio in The Aviator. As Nina says, these sunglasses really do bring out the cool factor in everyone. I think that no matter what you're wearing, if you put on a pair of aviators you just look so effortlessly cool. I have a super cute silver pair, but I think I should invest in a gold/brown pair too. It just seems that much more classic.


Nina's tips for buying a pair of aviator sunglasses:
-Try a vintage version, the more history the better.
-Go for a pair with rims that are a matte tone of gold or silver.

Love this classic Ray Ban aviator. Fab!!!

Hope you have enjoyed this installment of my countdown of Nina Garcia's The ONE Hundred.

Kisses*?

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The ONE Hundred..items 1 - 2

So I have been browsing through my copy of �The One Hundred� and it�s been frustrating because I haven�t actually read for no.1 you know. It�s bits & bobs, which is ok, but really doesn�t help my goal to blog about the book & let you know what Nina Garcia�s top 100 items every stylish women should own are.

Well, you�ll be glad to know that I am finally getting a chance to go from no.1. I am going to go through items as in the book, alphabetically + numbered. Today I will take you through A, items 1-2. Here goes!!!



Every stylish woman must own the following items...

#1. A-Line Dress


In case you didn�t know, an A-line dress is a dress that is �narrower at the top, & flares out gently towards the bottom� . Yes, it totally resembles the letter A..duh that's where it gets its name from.

I totally agree with Nina on this one. Every woman should have an A-line dress. As Nina says, you�ll look good on your best days, and just as good on your worst days. We all have days where we don�t feel our best, and this is the dress that�ll lie to the world! And as Nina says, black is best! It�s classic and timeless. Wear your A-line all year round. In summer pair it up with sandals or a pair of pumps. And in Winter, you can wear knee high boots and tights. Sounds good, right?

Ok, so now that I�ve sold you on the A-Line Dress, guess what, I don�t own one. Yes its true. But I am definitely going out and getting one. I�ve always like them, but never actually purchased one. I will post some pics of me in my A-line when I find the right one for me.

I love Blake Lively in this Michael Kors A-Line.

#2. Animal Print

I love me some animal print. It�s always a nice addition to most looks. Adds alil fun to everything - in my opinion lol. According to Nina, an animal print accessory is an opportunity to be daring, but a full on leopard print dress says Im a force to be reckoned with. Agree? I do. Wearing an accessory is a little wild, but wearing a dress or even a jacket is a whole different ball game. Its more daring, dangerous, sexy even. But just remember to keep it simple. The last thing you want to do is wear leopard from head-to-toe. Not cool. Pair your print with neutrals like black, white, camel, khaki etc. You�ll look chic and absolutely fabulous!!

Ok so we know I love animal prints. So you must know that I own multiple animal print items. I have everything: a dress, a skirt, a clutch, a scarf, shoes etc. But don�t worry, I never wear them together.

Be on the look out for my next post on items every stylish woman should own.

Hope you have enjoyed the first installment.

Kisses*

FAB Book: The One Hundred

I am super excited to have just purchased a copy of Project Runway judge, Nina Garcia's book: The One Hundred: A Guide To The Pieces Every Stylish Woman Must Own. I have made the decision not to buy anything until I have started reading this book.

I have only read the Author's Note, but I do promise to read & blog as I go along. It's a plan right? Anyhoo, I love this quote by madam Garcia "Style is a deeply personal expression of who you are, and every time you dress, you are asserting a part of yourself." I love this quote because it's so true. When I get dressed, it according to the way I'm felling at that moment. And even when I have planned a look well in advance, I often change it up at the last minute because it doesn't match the way I'm feeling at that moment. Also, too often, people think that just because something looks good on the next person, it's going to look good on them. And sometimes it does look good. BUT, just because it looks good, doesn't mean it suits your personality. Get it? Anyway, I look forward to this read, I promise to be honest about my thoughts on the book. I'm excited!!!

Kisses*

Kim Kardashian does Project Runway!

Everyone's favourite celeb is finally making a guest appearance as a judge on Project Runway! In the episode, she is judging a challenge where the contestants have to dress models who were wearing stilts. I cannot wait for this to air in South Africa. Love Project Runway!!!

Be sure to check this episode out!

xoxo